If eyes are the window to the soul then my soul is red and itchy.

Conjunctivitis? I wouldn't bother with it, it's pretty rubbish as infections fair. Though it does give you the exciting feeling of being blind every morning when you can't open your eyes for the gunk. So you know, maybe not be that bad. My eyes are actually getting better, still red as anything but they are no where near as swollen as they were. I should think I'll be completely cured by the gig at Bar Lambs on saturday. Oh, you should come. here is a photograph I took of myself to prove how bad my eyes were.