Wednesday 17 March 2010

load o garbage

I am going to make a documentary in which five overpaid and underfamed celebrities become bin men for the day in order to enlighten the Great British public on what it actually is to be a bin man. They will of course be working with bin men. These Bin men and their opinions will be largely ignored, save for their quips and "toofy grins" at the quirks of their celebrity colleagues. The bin men will doubt the resolution of him/her off the telly and him/her off the telly will ultimately show resolve, but not before breaking down at the realisation that she/he was not "stronger than this" as was previously thought. The celebrities will share a new found respect for bin men across the world.

OR- I could just stop watching rubbish telly.

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